Dear drivers

Stop looking at the accident on the other side of the road, and drive. You stupid fucking monkeys.

I guarantee everyone in the traffic jam north of 1604 on 35 this weekend was pissed that they were in traffic. But, then everyone that got up to the accident had their fucking necks craned. I know because I kept looking ahead, on the road.

So why didn't I look at the accident?
BECAUSE I KNOW HOW THE GOLDEN RULE WORKS.

jerks.

4am

The past two nights something has woken me up in the morning. Mind you, not at the time I WANT to wake up in the morning; In fact, several hours before. "What is waking you up?", you ask. Well I wish I could tell you.

But, if I found out a person is making this noise that startles me awake, I'm going to stab them in the fucking ear.

<3