I had a "case of the Mondays" yesterday. So I decided to pay someone to touch me... In a totally legal and masseuse kind of way. This is the second time I've even gone for a massage. Both times have been at the same place, that is apparently a training facility for "massage therapists".
This last time was, perhaps, not as good as the first. Given that the lady felt it necessary to find the knots in my shoulders and GRIND ON THEM LIKE A FUCKING MORTAR AND PESTLE.
You will ask, "Did you say anything? You know, tell her that it kinda hurts?" Of course I didn't.
"Why?", you ask. Because, I'm an idiot.
It's colder today. I heard on the news that there was snow in El Paso, and that the town collectively shat itself.
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